If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
I’m not a pedophile.
This is me.
Amen! #autism #aspergers #asd #autismawareness #autismacceptance #aspergersawareness #aspergersacceptance
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
Reblog if you’ve been called any BY YOUR PARENTS or any other close relation
The top three.
all of them
I have the picture too. Got your back, man. Here ya go.
I remember the story too. They were supposedly being contacted by Paul’s mother when it started spelling out “Congratulations” or something like that. But it wasn’t really working. George had been pushing it the whole time. They knew it was a prank when he started laughing. Naughty Harrison.
I thought that the story was that they sat there waiting for the cup to move without knowing that they had to put their hands on it. Was that a different time?
In that case I either slit open my vein or died of an overdose.
if you died of old age does it give you lots of freckles?
Someone cut my throat and stabbed me in the stomach.
I was stabbed in my right side
I was gifted with a hole in my left thigh. Mmkay then.
I must’ve been fucking sleeping beauty because my birth mark is on the tip of my finger
I was stabbed in the back of my head, I’m ok with that.
NO LIKE WHO THE FUCK KILLED ME? WHAT ASSHOLE AIMED IN BETWEEN MY BOOBS THAT ISN’T FUNNY.
i stepped on a rusty nail and got tetanus?
Hand Back of my thigh… uh… not really sure where else Oh wait.. knee Inner thigh Back of my calf Lower… collar bone I think Forearm
God… I musta been a hard ass to kill
I was experimented on because i have a perfect circle on my neck
And i have smaller birthmarks on my arms legs and 1 under each eye
GUYS DOES THAT MEAN THAT WAS TORTURE OR EXPERIMENTATION
well i guess someone literally busted a cap in my ass
WHY WAS I STABBED IN BOTH BOOBS WTF
Ringo Starr- Pick up lines
“i don’t wanna be lonesome in da casino anymoahr ;-)”
When you have to sneeze while playing Flappy Bird this just happened and I’m fUCKING
George Harrison “Apple Scruffs” Take 1 with studio dialog.
Listen to the whole thing as George talks, laughs, sneezes, and readjusts the mics before and after the take.
I can’t right now cause his sneeze is so cute I <333